Retro Review: Bionic Commando

Bionic Commando is a classic and unique NES platformer. Unlike virtually every other platformer that has ever existed, in Bionic Commando you lack the ability to jump. Instead, you navigate the world with a grappling hook.

The grappling hook mechanic is the heart and soul of Bionic Commando. You can fire the grappling hook forward, straight up, or up at a 45 degree angle, and can swing or climb to most obstacles. Your character can also fire a gun, though only forward. Several unlockable guns have different firing patterns, but for the most part you’ll be using your grappling hook to position yourself to attack enemies. Swinging puzzles are also quite common, often resulting in instant death or close to it if not executed perfectly. The game is particularly challenging when you find yourself trying to swing in the vicinity of enemies, any of which can knock you off of whatever you’re attached to.

Bionic Commando has an extremely odd difficulty curve. The first stage is one of the hardest, due to starting the game unable to take multiple hits and with only three lives and no continues. Leveling up by collecting bullets dropped by enemies will solve the first problem soon enough, but the way continues work in this game is among the strangest in gaming. You start with none, but it is extremely easy to earn enough to keep you going indefinitely. As a result, once you get a few levels and completed stages under your belt, even the game’s toughest platforming puzzles become much less stressful to navigate.

In addition to the RPG-like leveling system, Bionic Commando features a variety of items to collect. You can bring one of each type (weapon, protection, special, and communicator) into any given stage, and many of these are required to progress through certain stages. Some are found in hidden locations, but most are earned when you complete any given hostile area. The “RPG Elements” even extend into an open world of sorts, where you can travel to most stages at will if you’re willing to take on some random encounters. Of course, practically speaking you have to mostly go in order to complete the game.

Bionic Commando is a charming combination of weirdness and difficulty. The grappling hook is tough but satisfying to master, and expanding your arsenal is a lot of fun. This isn’t an easy game, but it’s certainly beatable if you stock up on continues. The stages are short but have a lot of variety, and the puzzles and plot progression are fair despite the somewhat broken translation. It’s a good game, though it’s well-known more for its uniqueness than anything else.

Review Score: B+

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